February 2012
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ain't safe for work, nope.
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beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but...
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notthiscrap:
Justice League for Anon, I hope you like it hun \o/
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OH GOD I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
So I just went to look at my online bank statement
And I had about $1000 more than I thought I would
So I started freaking out
WHO PUT THIS MONEY HERE???
WAS THIS A MISTAKE?????
AM I IN TROUBLE????????
WHAT IS HAPPEEEEENNIIIINNNGGGGG
And then I remembered
My tax return is about that much
I’m an idiot.
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yourfandomsucks:
guys lets be serious here most of us sit around and catch ourselves with our hands down our pants every so often for no reason at all
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thatwholebrevitything asked: HEY DUDE. If you're still doing questions... 83, 68, 45? :)
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heathyr:
dude no
no
you don’t steal a ribbon from a pretty lady and creepily smell it after writing a frigid letter to your wife
stop
omg you ain’t seen shit yet
“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...”
– Rick Santorum.
The democrats are a massive homosexual orgy?
Interesting.
(via anticapitalist)
Does Santorum know that Woodstock is a town in New York state? It’s a pretty quiet town, actually, so this quote is just so funny. (via afunnyfeminist)
I’m pretty sure my sex life is way more exciting...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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submachines asked: 188, 185, 165, aand 157.
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francoise-hardy asked: 189 and 147
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Anonymous asked: 186, 55, 40.
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due-diligence asked: 189 :)
Give me a number!
200: My middle name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cell phone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height and weight are:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: AIM name:
183: Piggy Banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Sponge Bob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three cd's I bought were:
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings:
173: Are your parents divorced:
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday:
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Here's What I Think About
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Sex:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
Last time I
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted:
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Whos your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
My Favorites
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cell Phone Provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing Store:
26: Grocery Store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme Park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert Attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio Station:
8: Yankee Candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk Show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog Breed:
1: Would you be able to delete your blog?
Go ahead...entertain me : )
DO IT
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1612th:
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
scarecrowes replied to your post: Oh, fucking great.
There’s a script you can download to block it. Google it for whatever browser you’re using! c:
aestian replied to your post: Oh, fucking great.
userstyles.org/styles/…
Aah, thanks you guys! <3
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Oh, fucking great.
I’d never gotten that stupid “OMG DON’T USE MISSING E!!!!!!!1111!!!!eleventy” pop-up before, but then I installed it onto my boyfriend’s computer while I was browsing Tumblr at his house last night, and now I keep getting it.
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Games of Thrones - Season 2
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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
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“Yet genius of a sort must have existed among women as it must have existed among...”
– Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own (via awritersruminations)
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I just finished watching Amadeus for the first...
“That’s exactly what made America so different, we don’t have that colonial...”
– David Barton
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!
What? Really?
I swear, some people will say anything.
(via greaterthanlapsed)
Also from the article: ” One of the things we often see with other militaries is they rule by intimidation, by threats, by terrorism really, they want to scare the dickens out of the...
ew, the male gaze is so boring
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#I don’t get romanticizing time periods guys #like #no #you don’t actually want to live in the 1930s #racism and sexism were far more commonplace and violent #you can still find old style theaters today #you can still smoke non filtered cigarettes #you can wear vintage clothing if you like it #you’re wishing for something that never existed #a Hollywood romanticized idea of a...
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